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bloodwork vs demon rooster p1

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Blood work vs. the curse of the giant demon rooster. Part one

It’s a quiet night inside a hotel room.  In the room is one bed and a window above the bed.  In the bed under the covers is a person sleep silently with a duffle bag next to the bed.

Sound effect: meeeeeooooowwwww!

A hand from the bed reaches into the duffle bag and pulls out a black hand gun.  Blood work stands on top of the bed fires one shot out the window breaking the glass

Sound effect: meeeoooowwww* Urk

Blood work: damn cat.

Blood work lies back down on the bed.

Sound effect: cock-a doodle do

Blood work leaps out of the covers and fires several rounds from her hand gun

Sound effect: Urk blag.

Two minutes later. Blood work is fast asleep in the bed.

Sound effect: Cock-a-doodle do

Blood work reaches into her bag and pulls out a gattling gun, she stands up on her bed and fires out the window.

Blood work: I want to go to sleep B***h, die M*****f*****k die.

Sound effect: Urk ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow.

2 minutes later Blood work is fast asleep in her bed.

Sound effect: Cock-a-doodle-do.

Blood work: Oh hells no.

Blood work leaps out of the window holding a flame thrower.  She see a giant zombie anthro rooster standing in a field.  The rooster’s eyes are white and the feathers are black.  Blood work points the flamethrower at the rooster.

Blood work: shut the f**k up you giant chicken.

Blood work fires her flamethrower at the rooster setting it on fire.

Zombie rooster: BUCK-CAW. AHHHHHHH!!!!!

The zombie rooster runs around in circles until it falls to the ground.  Blood work stands over the fallen shooting it with her flamethrower.

Blood work: go to sleep B***h, Die f**ker.

A few minutes later the rooster stands reformed and crows high into the sky.

Rooster: cock-a-doodle-do.

A rooster hits the rooster blowing its body to bits.  Blood work sits atop a rooftop on the edge of the building holding a smoking rocket launcher.

Blood work: I just want to go to sleep.

Voice: you should not have shot that cat.

Blood work looks over to her left and sees a short old man holding a cane, he is wearing a black kimono with a hat, he also has a full grown beard.

Blood work: what are you talking about old man?

Old man: when you killed that cat with it’s dying breath it cursed you.  Now everyday at the time you want sleep the most the demon zombie rooster will appear and disturb your rest.

Blood work: oh that sounds like bulls**t to me.

Old man: fine, listen to the torment of doom.

Blood work turns her head away from the old man.

Demon rooster voice: Cock-a-doodle-do.

Blood work looks down and sees the severed head of the Rooster on the ground crowing upward.

Blood work: oh you got to be kidding me? Hey old man you seem to know a lot about the Rooster.   How do I break this curse and kill this rooster?  Old man?

Old man voice: only you can answer that my child.

Blood work looks around the roof and sees the old man has vanished.

Blood work: Oh what the F**k.

Rooster voice: cock-a-doodle-do.

Blood work points her rocket launcher to the ground and fires at the roosters head

Blood work: Oh shut up you.

Rooster: BUCK-CAW
this is my character Blood work in a short story but humorous. it's inspired thanks to my friend *Raz-X- and raz vs cricket [link] which is really funny.

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CrazyAsian1's avatar
haha thats pretty funny. Bloodwork just keeps getting screwed over at every turn doesnt she XDDD