It’s nighttime, a full moon lit evening shinning down on a mountain range.  Blood work is standing outside holding a large rifle; Clyde is sitting next to her with the ghost standing in front of the mountain.  The ghost points at the cave wall.

Ghost:  this is the entrance to the source of you curse and torment.  Be forewarned, what you see inside will incite images of madness and horror.

Blood work and Clyde stare at the ghost.

Blood work: my friend over here is a giant hellhound, what makes you I’ve never seen horrors that give people nightmares.  Have you tried cleaning up after one of these things before?

Clyde: yeah she’s even worse; I have to eat the bodies she kills.

The ghost coughs and clears his throat.

Ghost: *ahem* as I was saying inside is the source of your enemy’s power.  Are you prepared chosen one?

Blood work points her gun at the ghost.

Blood work: will a rail gun do because I haven’t used this in awhile?

Ghost: yes of course.  By the way would you mind getting rid of the rooster for a few minutes?

The rooster is standing next to blood work staring at her from her left hand side.  Blood work points her gun at the rooster’s head.

Rooster: Buck-caw?

Blood work: um, won’t he just come back in a few seconds.

Ghost: yes but he must not see what I’m about to give you.

Blood work shoots the rooster’s head; the head explodes and scatters to the ground.  The headless body of the rooster falls over.

Ghost: well done.

The ghost puts his hand into the mountain wall, a large circle of fire appeared.  The ghost moves his hand away from the wall, reaches in his hood pocket, and hands Blood work a red orb.

Ghost: I hope this spell orb can aide you in you quest.  This spell will summon the one thing that I hope can defeat this demon.

Blood work takes the orb, looks down and puts it in her pocket.

Blood work: um what will happen if I use this?

Blood work looks back up and sees the ghost and Clyde are gone.

Blood work: I figure I ask this question just in case this thing doesn’t work or turns into a big frog.

Blood work walks inside of the fiery portal.  She walks through to the other side and sees a cave illuminated from the fiery lava below.  Before her was a stone path bridge leading to a set of large double doors.  Clyde is standing next to her looking at the bridge.  Blood work looks across the bridge and shakes her fist in anger.

Blood work: ok you got fire and brimstone all over the place and this is the horror I’m suppose to be scared of?

The bridge is filled with rows of demon zombie roosters who are staring at Blood work. The roosters blink in unison

Roosters: Buck-caw?

Blood work looks up to the sky and screams.

Blood work: ok look, whatever deity, god, demon, devil or whoever else I miss is responsible, this is not funny!!!!

Clyde: I’ve seen horrors in hell that aren’t this stupid.

The rooster from outside reappears between Clyde and Blood work.

Rooster: Buck-caw?

Blood work looks at the rooster and kicks it off the bridge and into the lava.

Rooster: BUCK-CAW.

Blood work looks at Clyde and taps her fore head.

Blood work: hey fuzzy, feel like working those horns of yours.

Clyde smiles at Blood work.

Clyde: of course

Clyde lowers his head allowing Blood work to mount his next and sit down horseback style.  Clyde lowers his head runs at the rooster legion.  He gores and impales them on his horns while Blood work shoots ahead with her rail gun combusting them into a cloud of bones and feathers.  A few roosters get impale and stuck on Clyde’s horns.  He shakes the roster off flinging them into the lava.

Clyde: why is it the insanely stupid missions always the hardest?

Blood work: keep saying that question to yourself and you’ll have your answer.

Clyde runs pass the legion of roosters and rams through the double doors and stops.  Blood work turns and fires her gun at the roof.  The rubble from the roof blocks the entrance inside, outside the rooster stare at the rumble and begins to peck at the rock.
Inside Blood work and Clyde stand before the giant demon Cricket sitting on a large throne staring in silence.  The rooster is on the left hand side of the throne staring at Blood work and blinking its eyes uncontrollably.  

Blood work: a demon cricket, this doesn’t make sense.

Clyde: actually it kind of does.  See crickets usually wake up people with their chirping in the middle of the night.  You never know when the damns tings will do it too.  Now just when you get comfortable and snug the rooster will wake you up like an alarm clock and by that time its morning and your night is ruin.

Blood work is staring blankly at Clyde

Clyde: I’m a hellhound; key word hell Blood work.   It’s one of my habits to think of new ways to torture people you know.  Why does this surprised you?

The cricket holds up a sign.

Sign: welcome mortal enemies, I’ve been expecting you.  By now you meet my unstoppable rooster army.  You will not defeat them no matter what you try.  You’re only choice is to sell me your soul and do my bidding for all eternity.  Bwahahahahahaha!.

Blood work and Clyde look at each then turn back and look at Cricket

Clyde: all this because she shot a cat?

Blood work: you know what, I don’t care anymore.

Blood work reaches into her pocket, pull out the spell orb given to her and points it’s at the cricket.

Blood work:  if I see a giant rabbit come out I’m just going to go ape *&@% and kill everyone I see.

Blood work tosses the orb to the ground.  The orb cracks, a gas expels forming a fog in front of the cricket.  As the fog clears Raz appears dressed in his pajama, eyes barely open squinting, and yawns in front of the cricket.

Clyde stares at Blood work other in astonishment.

Clyde: I’m going to ask because I can.  Are you two related in any way?   Distance cousin or long lost brother?

Blood work: oh shut up kibbles.

Raz yawns in the face of the Cricket.

Raz: ok guys who woke me up?  I need my 17 hours of sleep…?

Raz opens his eyes and stares at the cricket.  His eyes sneer twitching anger and pissed off.

Raz: YOU…BIG ASS DEMON CRICKET!

The cricket holds up another sign.

Sign: oh no, my nightmare has come true.  The great red hair destroyer has arrived.  My doom has come, please save me cricket devil.

Raz pulls and smashes the cricket squishing it.

Raz: that’s for the sleepless nights your crickets cause me.

Raz smashes it again.

Raz: that’s for the annoying noises you *&%@$# keep making…

Raz smashes the cricket one last time.

Raz: AND THAT’S FOR KEEP COMING BACK EVERYTIME I SMASH YOU.

Raz stands over the remains of the cricket smiling manically and chuckling insanely to himself.

Raz: there’s no way I’m letting you pest come back this time bug.  You got any last words?

Demon cricket: chirp.

Raz sneers with his left eye twitching.

Raz: @^%#ing cricket.

Raz turns around and sees Blood work and Clyde staring at him a silence.

Raz: Me and the cricket have history.

Blood work and Clyde stare at each other.

Blood work: there’s a moral to this story Clyde isn’t it?

Clyde: eat more chicken?

Blood work: I’ll add it to my to-do list tomorrow.

Ghost: at long last thank you my friends.

The ghost appears next to Raz, Raz sneers and stares at the ghost.

Raz: um who the @#!$ are you?

Ghost: at long last my curse is broken and the bounds that hold me to this world are gone.  I can now return to my eternal slumber and peace.

Raz: hey dude you going to answer my question or what?

Ghost: a long time ago I fought this demon and lost, I manage to seal him here in this cave but he found a way around the seal; the curse of the annoying crickets and roosters.

Raz waves his arms franticly at him.

Raz: hey dick, I know you can hear and see me.  Turn around will you.

Ghost: when you killed one of them two more would take it place.  He was amassing a vast arm to break the seal and he would have had you two not stop them.  You have my eternal thanks.  At first he used a cat to curse, kill the rooster every night and help make more.  I at first intervened but prove too weak to stop the demon, I subsequently became apart of the curse.  Eventually the cat grew wise and decided with my help to seek you out.

Blood work: why me?

Ghost: because of your violent reputation.  The demon cricket also used Crickets to disturb or friend Raz.

Raz sneers at the ghost.

Raz: oh good you remember my name.  So how long am I here chief?

Ghost: it was then that I devised a plan of action; I had to make spell to bring Raz to our dimension to smite the Demon Cricket.  Had it not been for him, you would not have been able to kill the demon.

Blood work: ok there are so many things wrong with that statement…

Raz folds his arms and pouts

Raz: lucky I can’t kill ghosts.  How long am I here for anyway?

Ghost: 30 minutes Raz then you shall be return to your bed once more.

Raz shoots him the middle finger.

Raz: thank bitch.

Ghost: I ask that you complete one last task.

Blood work: here it comes Clyde.

Clyde: the tip of the ice berg.

Ghost: I need you three to destroy the rooster’s bodies, each and every last one.  Can you handle the task my friends?

Blood work rubs her hands together manically, Clyde green his teeth and smiles, and Raz smirks at him.

Raz, Blood work and Clyde: Oh &@#! yes we can.

Blood work kneels down and opens her duffle bag.

Blood work: hey Raz normally I wouldn’t ask but you up for using one of my weapons?

Raz: well since I’m in my Pj’s and all I got is this mallet of doom and my gloves sure.  What have you got?

Blood work hands Raz the chainsaw with the big red button. Raz eyes and side of his mouth twitched as he looked over the chainsaw.

Raz: Big…red…Button.

Raz pushes the button; the blade of the chainsaw ignites as the engine starts up.

Chainsaw: BBZZZZZZ.

Raz wings and tail pops out, he stares in awe and astonishment.

Raz: Umm Blood Work; I’ll go ahead and use this.  Anyway I can keep it?

Blood work: I’ll send you the designs when were done.

Raz:  cool, can I use it right now?

Blood work: sure.

Raz turns the rooster standing next to him and slices it with the chainsaw down the middle.

Rooster: BUCK-CAW

Raz stares at the chainsaw eyes open wide and laughs psychotically.

Raz: hehehehehe, Bwahahahahaha. This thing is kickass!

Suddenly roosters break threw the rubble; they stop at the entrance and stare at the remains of the demon cricket and rooster.  Raz holds up the chain smirking eagerly at them, Blood work points her rail gun, and Clyde growls grinning his teeth at them.

Blood work: so Raz, you up for 25 minutes of pure violence and mayhem.

Raz dashes forward at the rooster.

Blood work: I’ll take that as a yes.

Blood work runs behind shooting her gun, Clyde follows behind.

Raz, Blood work, Clyde: yippe-kay-ya *&$@%#*!.